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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse? not on top."
--JOKE

Only Americans can hurt America.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower

Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.
--Bob Dylan

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.
--Bob Dylan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
--Frederick Douglas

It's well known I'm a Scientologist, and that has helped me to find that inner peace in my life and it's something that has given me great stability and tools that I use.
--Tom Cruise, you fucking moron...a shovel is the type of tool I'd use on you.

My father had 44 jobs in 34 years, and a lot of the time he didn't work. And the reason he had so many jobs is that he frequently punched out his boss, which is not a wise career move.
--Dean Koontz

The status quo sucks.
--George Carlin

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
--George Carlin

If you must break the law, do it to seize power: in all other cases observe it.
--Julius Caesar

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