Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
--Plato
I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
--Norm MacDonald
Software giant Microsoft was charged with trying to monopolize access to the Internet, and a federal court was asked to fine the company a million dollars per day. Analysts say that at this rate, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates will be broke just ten years after the earth crashes into the sun.
--Norm Macdonald
React with four bombs and six fire missiles Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols You may not believe, livin' on the Earth planet My skin is green and silver, warhead lookin' mean Astronauts get played, tough like the ukeleli.
--Doctor Octagon
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Light travels faster than sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--Unknown
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
--Unknown
Hey Blinkin!
--RobinHood Men in Tights
Wocka wocka wocka!
--Fozzie Bear
Only Americans can hurt America.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
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