Thessalonians 5:6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off me, you two!"
--Emo Phillips
Gold is the money of kings, silver is the money of gentlemen, barter is the money of peasants, but debt is the money of slaves.
--Norm Franz
Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side!
--Han Solo (Harrison Ford) from the movie
Star Wars 1977
In Soviet Russia, Circus Watches You.
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
--Robin Williams
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take away everything you have.
--Thomas Jefferson
BLAH BLAH WOOF WOOF!
--Jimi Hendrix
Time is what we want most, but use worst.
--William Penn
Headline news: Woman attacked by rabid beaver...
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