I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
--Groucho Marx
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
--Abraham Lincoln
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
--Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
--Abraham Lincoln
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
--Douglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
--Douglas Adams
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
--Douglas Adams
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
--Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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