A woman was rushed to hospital today for phone sex.The doctors managed to remove 3 nokias,2 motorolas but there was no seimens!
--joke
...perpetual war is absolutely vital for controlling and manipulating the masses...creating fictitious enemies, noting that perpetual war induces populations to give blind allegiance to political authority....
--The Report from Iron Mountain published in 1967
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and thus clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
--H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Once a boy came crying from school. When he arrived to his house, he told he dad still crying, "Dad, a kid in school called me gay." "Hit him next time." The dad said. "No...he's too cute."
--joke
If Brokeback Mountain is such a great movie, and it was released 9 weeks ago just as Narnia was, then why has Narnia earned $220 million more in ticket sales?!? People are dumb, especially the media & Hollywood.
Holy shiite! those people are fucking stupid.
I hate everyone!
--zzx
The person who wrote his is mad.
--Need i say who??
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... Well I have others
--Groucho Marx
Whence came these skeletal souls? spiralling up into the sky, to what realm destined? beyond my primitive sight, left behind upon hourglass sands o' mine, likewise should I flee unseen blight?
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