"One people is dead..."
--breaking news
"Learn to spell you soap dodging rodent."
--some cool Scottish person
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
--Tom Clancy
In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.
--Nietzsche
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
--General Douglas MacArthur
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
--Wernher Von Braun
Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't plan on coming in on Monday." Homer: "WOOHOO! Four day weekend!"
--Simpsons
People cannot stand too much reality.
--Carl Jung
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
--Winston Churchill
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
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