"Computers may one day weigh no more than 1.5 tons!"
--Popular Mechanics, 1949
"There are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics"-- Benjamin Disraeli
Michael McGowan, an albino who heads the National Organization for Albinism and Hypopigmentation, said "The Da Vinci Code" will be the 68th movie since 1960 to feature an evil albino.
--nice!
You're lucky your ass was dead before I could cram my boot into it.
--Harry, from the Beebo flash series.
The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be. --Bruce Lee
--So, it is great if I am lazy Bruce?
crusifixen
--redneck christian typo
It is not true, it is not true that we come on this earth to live. We come only to sleep, only to dream. Our body is a flower. As grass becomes green in the springtime, So our hearts will open and give forth buds and then they wither.
--Aztec writing
Well, Hello Mr Fancy Pants. You Ain't leading but two things. Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.
--Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
--Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
A woman was rushed to hospital today for phone sex.The doctors managed to remove 3 nokias,2 motorolas but there was no seimens!
--joke
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