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The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
--Pliny the Elder

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
--Napoleon Bonaparte

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
--Martin Luther King Jr.

If a man does his best, what else is there?
--General George S. Patton

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
--Winston Churchill

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
--Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!"
--Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
--Steven Wright

I went for a walk last night and my girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
--Steven Wright

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
--Mae West

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