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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
--Woody Allen

"The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow."
-- Bill Clinton in 1998

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

Never question what you can do, because you can do anything. What you should question is whether or not you should do it.
--Just some 14 year old

Timothy 1:7 For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control.

He quoted from a little-known medieval text recording debates between a Byzantine emperor and an educated Persian. The Pope recalled that the emperor had told his adversary: "Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." Benedict acknowledged the "startling brusqueness" of the remark, but went on to endorse fully the view that "spreading the faith through violence is something unreasonable".
--Pope Benedict XVI

The average fart travels over 16 feet when released.
--who figured that out?

UN*X is sexy! who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
--NoXcuz Wiking

"Turning on the headlights" allows you to see where you've been.
--Teufellj ...

If suddenly there was a threat to this world from some other species from another planet, we'd forget all the little local differences that we have between our two countries and we would find out once and for all that we really are all human beings on this Earth. And yet, I ask, is not an alien force already among us? There are only a handful of people who know the truth about this.
--Ronald Reagan (to a full session of the United Nations September 21, 1987)

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